Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010 
Readers, if you’ve never seen Death Becomes Her, you may leave.
For those of you who have, list some favorite quotes from the movie! Here are mine (and I promise not to take all the good ones): (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010 
Oh, readers… fabulous! This means the rumors that were circulating for three entire fucking years actually were true! Colorado residents, rejoice. Because this is some big shit! And they’re going to put crap-tastic American Furniture Warehouse out of business. You all know who I’m talking about… the company who’s 800-year old owner is always on TV with those ridiculous farm and circus animals crawling all over him and his low-quality furniture. What’s his name again? Jake Jabs? (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010 Me: Do you smell that?
Jesse: Yeah.
Me: Mmmm… it smells like french toast.
Jesse: I think it smells like chicken fingers. (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Friday, May 07, 2010
Labels: Music, Roysksopp
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Posted by Wesley at Tuesday, May 04, 2010 Whoa readers! It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these. Here’s what the editors at SwishEmbassy are blasting in their elevators and break rooms! (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010 Can you name it, readers? It wasn’t revealed until after the show ended, and amazingly, nobody noticed until that point. I never watched the show, but for those of you who did, what message do you think they were trying to get across? Cuz I don’t get it! (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010
The Smithtown Messenger recently published a photo editorial showing before and after photos of First Couples in the White House, depicting the toll the presidency takes on them physically. (more…)
Posted by Wesley at Thursday, May 06, 2010 Well, readers. It looks like the $87,000 George received to testify in support of banning gay-adoption rights in Florida paid for his all-out gay vacation. Rent Boy “Lucien” tells the Miami New Times all about his trip with anti-gay Christian right leader George Alan Rekers:
The male escort hired by anti-gay activist George Alan Rekers has told Miami New Times that the Baptist minister is a homosexual who paid him to provide body rubs, once a day, in the nude, during their ten-day vacation in Europe. (more…)
Wesley 
Asshattery, Gambling, I Hate Freeloaders, Wes is Being Mean 
9:59 PM 
I have these at work everyday. But poor (heh) Louise Chavez. A slot machine at the Fortune Valley Casino in Black Hawk, CO gave her $42.9M in winnings, and after shatting her pants and jumping up and down and waiving her hands in the air like fool in front of everyone in the casino, gaming officials pranced over and said “lose the glee, bitch. It was a malfunction. You’re still $23.00 behind.” (more…)
Wesley 90′s Nation, Dionne Farris, Music 12:22 AM (more…)