If there isn't anything worse than not being able to afford to buy all the shoes I want, it's sharing a shoe fetish problem with one of the worst celebrities on the face of the planet. It's true, readers. I have an unhealthy obsession for shoes. Skater shoes, to be specific. It's the second thing I look at on a man, after hands. When I think naughty thoughts about other guys, it almost always includes them in some sort of sexy sneakers. SRSLY.
When I ran across this bit on Lindsay's shoe fetish problem, which is apparently tearing her world apart, I felt a little connected to her issue:
Now, obviously, my position is just the opposite. I too effing broke to afford shoe shopping on every payday. Although, I'll admit... I have seriously considered saying "FUCK THE BILLS!" and spending my entire paycheck on a new shoe wardrobe. Good thing I have a well-developed conscious. My Amazon wish list is chalked full of shoes, and, I mean, c'mon readers. How could you resist something as sexy as these:
Needless to say, I am wanting to spend a portion of my tax return this year on some new shoes. And let me tell you all what, that is guilt-free buying right there!
