Oh readers... what a treat! Check out this undated clip of Justin in the recording studio. It looks as if our boy gets a chubby when makin' music. Which makes him the one person with the best job in the world: doing what he loves and getting off and rich from it!
People are speculating its just a bump in the zipper of his pants, something that commonly happens when your belt buckle is pulled a little too tight on pants that are too big. Which is total horseshit. It is his penile unit. And it's semi-hard. And it's beautiful... and everything I ever wanted it to be.
Hooray:
