Matt Damon in His Second Gay Role

Wesley Matt Damon, Michael Douglas 10:46 PM Mother Fuck! Now I, again, have to be tortured by watching Matt Damon play another role as a gay man who’s into someone else besides myself? Life sucks!

Ya’ll… Matt Damon has signed to play Liberace’s lover in a coming movie starring Michael Douglas. So, in other words (for me) another movie, I have to watch, while dreaming about Matt showing up to my job one day, with roses and a ring, and being like “Wes, will you spend the rest of your life with me and my beautiful face?”

And the worst part about it? I have to wait until 2012 to see it! All good things come in time, though… right readers?

Matt is a very, very talented actor and will no doubt blow us out of the water with this role, as well.