February 4th, 2010 3.48PM
Me: Sorry I didn't get a change to get the pricing on the name tags. I was blogging last night and completely forgot about it.
Trainer: Blogging? What do you blog about?
Me: Lots of things. Last night I blogged about shoes! And how obsessed I am with them. And how unhealthy my obsession is.
Trainer: ** Blank Stare **
Me: What?
Trainer: ** Blank Stare **
Me: I love shoes, dude. I dream about them. I want to spend all my money on them. I seriously am putting aside a chunk of my tax return to buy new shoes.
Trainer: ** Blank Stare **
Me: Stop staring at me like that.
Trainer: Like what?
Me: Like that. Like I'm some giant homo who's gayness is totally flaming up at the moment.
Trainer: ** Blank Stare **
Me: ** Blank Stare **
Trainer: But you are gay.
Me: Yeah, but I'm not gay like that, dude. I just get excited about shoes. Plus, I'm planning on watching the super bowl this weekend. It's this weekend... right?
Trainer: Yes, Wesley. Sunday. And doing that doesn't make you any less gay...
**Gets up and starts walking out, shouts back at me**
... and you better be buying a new pair of work out shoes, because Pro Spirit isn't going to cut it any more, YOU HOMO!
