The $200,000 Wedding

Wesley 12:58 PM We’re sure Jenn would have liked to book this one.

What daddy’s little girl wants, daddy’s little girl gets… at 16. (more…)

Posted by Wesley at Thursday, April 09, 2009 An 11 year-old sixth grade student, Carl Joseph Walker-Hoover, committed suicide this Monday after suffering through another day of students taunting and teasing him at New Leadership Charter School in Massachusetts. His poor mother, Sirdeaner L. Walker, has to now endure the memory of coming home that night to find her ELEVEN YEAR OLD SON hanging by an extension cord off the second floor of their home. Sirdeaner phoned the school several times since Carl starting attending in September but the bullying continued. Other students made him a target, calling him gay and making fun of the way he dressed. (more…)

Man of the Year :: Marco Da Silva

Wesley 9:01 AM When we ran across these pictures over at WGB, we were wondering how the hell we had never heard of Marco Da Silva, famous choreographer and dancer. Well, now we all want a piece. This dude is hot!

Posted by Wesley at Monday, April 06, 2009 Candy Spelling is putting her 56,000 square foot home (the largest single family home in California) on the market for $150M… in the middle of a recession. It has three gift wrapping rooms, a two-lane bowling course, a doll room, a living room bigger than my home, and Candy doesn’t even know how many bathrooms the house has. She did, however, count seven on the first floor. (more…)

ShamWow! Guy’s Cannibal Hooker Fight :: Aftermath

Wesley 4:38 PM As you may Remember, Shamwow! guy Vince Shlomi was arrested for a bloody fight with a prostitute in Miami. Now, The Smoking Gun has the police photos of both victims, and the crime scene. And they’re ugly (the pictures and, well… them too). (more…)

Dine Out For Life

Don’t forget to Dine out for Life today for lunch or dinner at more than 300 restaurants in the Denver metro/Boulder area to benefit Project Angel Heart, an organization that provides and delivers nutritious home cooked meals to those with HIV/AIDS and other life threatening illnesses. (more…)

Simon Czaplinski

Wesley 6:46 PM Our office ran across these pictures today on Dude Flesh and three editors took immediate, 20-minute bathroom breaks. Simon Czaplinski, who we know from Sean Cody as Harley, apparently does some non-butt-sex modeling, as well. This man is beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, his videos rotate constantly in our break room and elevators. (more…)

Posted by Wesley at Tuesday, April 21, 2009 SwishEmbassy has always been a proud supporter of those with money (usually, because we never have any) but in instances like this, we sort of wish them nothing but a rich little life filled with awful, evil things. We’re still happy for her, though. (more…)

Posted by Wesley at Wednesday, April 22, 2009 Condoms are like sports equipment. They protect. They cover. And they smell funny. They’re also the sexiest.

Aussie Speedo Guy (NSFW) recently posted a blog regarding safe sex, citing that his position on sex is this: safe sex, or no sex. We agree… and this is something we would like to share our feelings on. (more…)